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Thursday, January 27, 2011
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE? NO MORE ESLF-CENTERED, SELF SERVING "I'M THE CENTER OF MY ATTENTION" RHETORIC?
7:31 pm akst
THIS IS A) GOD PERSONALLY TALKING TO SARAH PALIN...B)SOLAR WIND REACTING TO EARTHS GRAVITY AND IONOSPHERE...C)A REALLY COOL
SPACE SPERM ATTEMPTING UNION WITH A FIERY BABE EMBROYO. OR JUST THE END OFF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
7:28 pm akst
THESE GUYS ACTUALLY ANNETHITIZED...ER...MEDICATED...ER..GOT THIS RIGHT WAHLE LIKE REALLY STONED SO THEY COULD UNTAGLR IT FROM
SOME ROPES. THE WHALE HAS BEEN HANGING AROUND THE PHARMACY EVER SINCE...
7:23 pm akst
NOT MEANING TO IMPLY ANYTHING HERE...AS I'M SURE SHE NEVER DID EITHER.
7:20 pm akst
NEVER SEEN A "CLOUDED LEOPARD?" FEW EVER HAVE. SO HERE YOU GO...
7:17 pm akst
THIS IS A RECENTLY DISCOVERED SINGLE FINGERED DINO. NAMED, OF COURSE, PHUQUESAURUS
7:15 pm akst
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE GOD IS TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO ARE REALLY SCARY. HITLER FOR INSTANCE? AND WHAT ABOUT THE AL QUIDA? MAKES
ME ALMOST WANT TO PRAY.
7:12 pm akst
PRIATE FISHERMEN ARE WIPING OUT THE OCEANS AND THE WORLD. GO AHEAD, JUST SIT THERE ON YER FAT ASS EATING FISH-STICKS.
7:09 pm akst
SHUT THE HELL UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN BROCOLLI SO YOU DON'T GET CANCER KNUCKLEHEAD!
7:07 pm akst
MAM GRIZZLY? YOU BETCHA. MAM GRIZZLY'S HAVE BRAINS, SARAH. SORRY, YOU DON'T. BUT YER SORT OF FOXY...IF NOT SCARY.
7:04 pm akst
BORNEO JUNGLE RHINO, ONE OF MAYBE 17 IN EXISTENCE, TAKEN WITH INFRA-RED TRIGGERED CAMERA. PRETTY COOL, EH?
7:01 pm akst
YEAH, FOR JUST A BIT, THE FACT THAT SHE'S A QUITTER AND TOTALLY BRAINLESS, IS SLIGHTLY UNIMPORTANT..LIKE SHE IS.
6:58 pm akst
HI! MY NAME IS DAVID BOOTH...AND I APPROVE OF THESE MESSAGES!
6:49 pm akst
Monday, January 10, 2011
HERE SHE IS...THAT FOXY, RED-HOT, GUN-TOT'IN MAMA BEAR THE COUNTRY LOVES SO MUCH. HOWVER, SOME OF US CAN SEE THAT IF YOU
ARE THE "CENTER OF YOUR OWN ATTENTION" YOU CAN'T HAVE MUCH TOUCH WITH REALITY.
4:40 pm akst
YA KNOW, IT'S NOT THE LEASTT BIT FUNNY. IT'S SAD, BECAUSE IT TIS THE SIGN OF THE TIMES. FOLKS, WE NEED TO START EXPECTING,
NO...DEMANDING, BETTER. ALL POLITICIANS HAVE PERSONAL MOTIVES, AND MOST ARE PURELY GREED.
4:36 pm akst
THIS STUFF IS SO GOOD FOR YOU THEY'LL PROBABLY EVENTUALLY MAKE IT ILLEGAL. UNFORTUNATELY IT WON'T CURE POLITICAL STUPIDITY
4:31 pm akst
THE 1ST CRITTER BORN IN 2011 AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO. WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? A SATANIC LEAF-TAILED GECKO. IT'LL BE READY FOR
NOMINATION IN 2012
4:29 pm akst
DID YOU KNOW THE BEES ARE DISAPPEARING, MOSTLY IN THE U.S.? BECASUE WE STILL USE BAD PSTICIDES AND STUFF. IF THE BEES DISAPPEAR,
SO DO WE. SIMPLE FACT. WE ARE ENDANGERING OURSELVES, PERIOD!
4:25 pm akst
THESE GUYS ARE TAGGINGA 1200LB BLUE FIN TUNA. DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE OFFICIALLY HIT OUR LIMIT OF FISH WE CAN HARVEST FROM THE
OCEAN. YEP, WE CANNOT CATCH ANY MORE FISH THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW. SO, BETTER GET USED TO SOY-BURGERS OR SOMETHING.
4:22 pm akst
HAY KIDS..DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! BEAR HUGS !
4:18 pm akst
THE THAILAND "PARROT FLOWER." FOR REAL!!!
4:16 pm akst
THE URSA NEW YEAR'S GLOBE
4:14 pm akst
Saturday, January 8, 2011
4:05 pm akst
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